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吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 for always That's the way it should be 吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 together, naturally
I had a dream, I had an awesome dream People in the OL 吐槽 in the OL And what they 吐槽 Was a masquerade But from behind the walls of doubt
A voice was crying out 吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 for always That's the way it should be 吐 you, 吐 me
吐槽 together, naturally As we go down life's lonesome highway Seems the hardest thing to do
Is to find a friend or two That helping hand
Someone who understands

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吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 for always That's the way it should be 吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 together, naturally
I had a dream, I had an awesome dream People in the OL 吐槽 in the OL And what they 吐槽 Was a masquerade But from behind the walls of doubt
A voice was crying out 吐 you, 吐 me 吐槽 for always That's the way it should be 吐 you, 吐 me
吐槽 together, naturally As we go down life's lonesome highway Seems the hardest thing to do
Is to find a friend or two That helping hand
Someone who understands

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年轻漂亮的数学女教师提问彼得：“有三只鸟在电线上，你用气枪打下其中一只，那电线上还有几只？”彼得：“一只都不剩。”女教师：“WHY？”彼得：“因为另两只受到枪声惊吓飞走了。”女教师：“从数学上来讲，应该还剩两只。不过我很喜欢你的思路。”
彼得于是问：“老师，我有一个问题想请教您。有三位女人在公园里各买了一根冰棒，一位舔着吃，一位咬着吃，一位含着吃。您认为哪一位是已婚的？”女教师想了想，红着脸道：“我想应该是含着吃的那位。”彼得得意地说：“不对，是带着结婚戒指的那位。不过我很喜欢您的思路。

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蓝大褂，护目镜，防毒面具黑喂狗。通风橱，玻璃杯，胶皮手套奏起来。动词大慈动词大慈，康忙北鼻做实验。

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收拾好心情，再去做事

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我不下地狱，谁爱下谁下

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O(∩_∩)O~

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互爱互助！！！

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蓝大褂，护目镜，防毒面具黑喂狗。通风橱，玻璃杯，胶皮手套奏起来。动词大慈动词大慈，康忙北鼻做实验。

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Waiting is a long long joke~

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Honey badger don't give a shit.

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流氓本色！

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O(∩_∩)O~

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一个沉溺于自我完善而不能自拔的人

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该死的论文

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为了帝国的崛起！

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Down by the salley gardens my love and I did meet ...

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茫茫的雪域，何处寻觅你的影踪..........