買汽水

一天小明去買汽水,就問老闆說:"老老...老闆...偶..偶要..買....汽水...!"老闆就去拿了一瓶汽水啦,小明就問啦,"多....多多少..錢?"老闆就縮"五十塊啦!"小明聽了就說"開開...開..."老闆也不囉嗦就"啵!"一聲打開瓶蓋,,小明又接著說.."開開...開..什麼玩笑..."